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KARKAT VANTAS (♋ )[ ] Cancer is your zodiac sign
[ ] You hate the color red (Changed from liking it, cause liking it means you definitely are not like Karkat)
[х] you love RIDICULOUSLY TERRIBLE ROMANTIC MOVIES AND ROMCOMS
[x] You like to program computers
[x] you fail at it! <833
[х] YOU LIKE TO TYPE IN CAPS
[x] You don't put up with anyone's bullshit
[x] you love to argue and support your arguments with empty logic
[ ] you never smile
[x] you get aggravated easily
[x] you act like an asshole but deep down you care for your friends
[x] you have problems with relationships
TOTAL: 9
Vriska Serket (♏ )[ ] Scorpio is your zodiac sign
[ ] Dark blue, is your fav color
[ ] you Love to role play
[ ] you like spiders
[x] you like end of the world scenarios such as the zombie Apocalypse, fall out invasion etc
[x] magic 8 balls are cool
[x] you are very manipulative
[x] you are a huge bitch
[ ] you easily get bored
[ ] you blame your problems on other things, such as "bad luck"
[ ] you have an addiction to breaking things
[ ] you never clean up after yourself (well... sometimesss :33)
Total: 4
Tavros Nitram (♉ )[ ] Taurus is your zodiac sign
[ ] your fav color is orange and/or brown
[x] you love FAIRY TALES AND FANTASY STORIES
[x] you love card and role playing games
[x] You believe in FAIRIES, even though they AREN'T REAL. (HONK YEA, BITCHES. Looking forward to meeting Pupa Pan Q7Q/)
[x] you are too sensitive (damn you, emo)
[x] you never really "hate" anybody
[ ] you like to commune with wildlife
[x] you have a friendly attitude okay .-.
[ ] you are pretty good at poetry
[x] you LARP
[x] you sometimes stutter when you talk (asdhsbfksbmvzkjljdashfyep.)
total: 7
Terezi Pyrope (♎ )[x] Libra is your zodiac sign (QwQ <- proud Libra)
[x] your fav color is red and/or teal
[ ] you are more interested in taste and smell then sight
[ ] you love dragons not quite sure
[ ] you lov3 to sp34k 1n l33t h3h3h3
[ ] you love plushies >:3
[x] you love to role play
[x] you are a sociopath
[x] you are almost always grinning U JUST DONT KNOW IT
[x] you take interest in law and justice (actually a fan of detective stories and 1NV3ST1G4T1ONS! XD) JUSTICE!1111111
[ ] you like to draw
[x] you can be really flirty sometimes
total: 6
Kanaya Maryam (♍ )[ ] Virgo is your zodiac sign
[ ] your fav color is jade
[ ] you love fashion
[ ] you love LIVELY COLORFUL PATTERNS.
[ ] you love to sew
[x] you love literature
[x] you have no problem getting into fights
[x] chainsaws are awesome
[ ] you like make up
[x] you are a pretty creative person when it comes down to it
[x] you like the taste of blood
[x] getting revenge is always high on your list
total: 6
Aradia Megido (♈ )[ ] Aries is your zodiac sign
[ ] Maroon is your fav color
[ ] you inadvertently make frog noises
[ ] 0_0 is your fav emote
[ ] you like ARCHEOLOGY
[ ] you like to destroy things out of boredom
[ ] you can hear voices that no one else can hear
[x] you used to role play
[ ] you are obsessed with temporal inevitability
[x] you are a very violent and confrontational person OKAYOKAY IM NOT :<
[ ] you're sometimes spooky in appearance
[х] you love talking about depressing things
total: 1
Equius Zahhak (♐ )[ ] Sagittarius is you zodiac sign
[ ] your fav color is royal blue
[ ] you have a widow's peak
[ ] you sweat a lot
[x] you love being strong
[х] you SUCK AT ARCHERY BITCH
[x] You have a great appreciation for THE FINE ARTS.
[x] Practically everything MAKES YOU FURIOUS 'SPECIALLY THIS MEME
[x] You have so much rage, it can only be expressed through STAGGERING QUANTITIES OF PHYSICAL VIOLENCE.
[ ] you like to build things
[x] you have some pretty strange fetishes
[ ] you love playing high stakes games
total: 6
Nepeta Leijon (♌ )[ ] Leo is you zodiac sign
[ ] your fav color is green
[ ] you love cats
[x] :3 is your fav emote :3
[ ] you are into furrys
[ ] you love to draw
[ ] you have a heightened sense of smell
[ ] you are freaking obsessed with friendly role-playing
[ ] you have a naive view of everything
[x] you love "OTP" (one true paring) eem plenty
[x] you are just too cute :3 [x2 ]
[x] and very playful
total: 4
Sollux Captor (♊ )[ ] Gemini is your zodiac sign
[ ] your fav color is yellow
[ ] you speak with a bit of a lisp
[ ] you are totally sick hacker
[ ] you have bi polar mood swings
[х] you are pretty introverted
[x] you beat yourself up over little things
[ ] you like to keep everything mismatched such as your clothing
[х] you think you are not good enough okay [x2 ]
[ ] you rather be technical then use brute force
[ ] you think you have voices in your head, but it really is just your paranoia
[ ] your best friend is a dick Grayson
total: 3
Feferi Peixes (♓ )[ ] Pisces is your zodiac sign
[ ] your fav color is magenta
[ ] you love wearing colorful clothing
[ ] you love to swim
[ ] you get really excited easily
[ ] you are very very perky and energetic
[ ] you are optimistic and fearless
[x] you are stronger then you look
[ ] you love looking after animals
[ ] you are very modest
[ ] you have a pretty good tolerance when it comes to annoying things
[x] you have a slightly rude and insulting side (but you hide it well)
total: 2
Eridan Ampora (♒ )[ ] Aquarius is your zodiac sign
[x] your fav color is purple
[x] you dress flamboyantly
[ ] you have an affection for tales of historical leaders, conquerors, and military history.
[x] you have a massive ego
[x] you love magic and wizards
[x] you have a genocide complex
[ ] you swear like a sailor
[ ] you try to make friends with everybody regardless of their opinion of you
[x] you get jealous a lot
[ ] you are romantically lost (FOREVVER ALONE)(sob)
[x] you are kind of a tool
total: 7
Gamzee Makara (♑ )[ ] Capricorn is your zodiac sign
[ ] your fav color is indigo
[ ] you like clowns
[x] you like sweet things
[ ] you like to bake
[ ] you are pretty laid back
[x] you don't like knowing the technology or science behind things
[x] you are impulsive and/or unpredictable
[ ] you are silly and eccentric
[ ] you like insane clown posse (Gamzee hates it, but I suppose since we're humans...)
[ ] you cuss a lot
[ ] you are a stoner
total: 3




ПОЧЕМУ Я КАРКАТ?777
НУ ПОЧЕМУУ
KARKAT VANTAS (♋ )[ ] Cancer is your zodiac sign
[ ] You hate the color red (Changed from liking it, cause liking it means you definitely are not like Karkat)
[х] you love RIDICULOUSLY TERRIBLE ROMANTIC MOVIES AND ROMCOMS
[x] You like to program computers
[x] you fail at it! <833
[х] YOU LIKE TO TYPE IN CAPS
[x] You don't put up with anyone's bullshit
[x] you love to argue and support your arguments with empty logic
[ ] you never smile
[x] you get aggravated easily
[x] you act like an asshole but deep down you care for your friends
[x] you have problems with relationships
TOTAL: 9
Vriska Serket (♏ )[ ] Scorpio is your zodiac sign
[ ] Dark blue, is your fav color
[ ] you Love to role play
[ ] you like spiders
[x] you like end of the world scenarios such as the zombie Apocalypse, fall out invasion etc
[x] magic 8 balls are cool
[x] you are very manipulative
[x] you are a huge bitch
[ ] you easily get bored
[ ] you blame your problems on other things, such as "bad luck"
[ ] you have an addiction to breaking things
[ ] you never clean up after yourself (well... sometimesss :33)
Total: 4
Tavros Nitram (♉ )[ ] Taurus is your zodiac sign
[ ] your fav color is orange and/or brown
[x] you love FAIRY TALES AND FANTASY STORIES
[x] you love card and role playing games
[x] You believe in FAIRIES, even though they AREN'T REAL. (HONK YEA, BITCHES. Looking forward to meeting Pupa Pan Q7Q/)
[x] you are too sensitive (damn you, emo)
[x] you never really "hate" anybody
[ ] you like to commune with wildlife
[x] you have a friendly attitude okay .-.
[ ] you are pretty good at poetry
[x] you LARP
[x] you sometimes stutter when you talk (asdhsbfksbmvzkjljdashfyep.)
total: 7
Terezi Pyrope (♎ )[x] Libra is your zodiac sign (QwQ <- proud Libra)
[x] your fav color is red and/or teal
[ ] you are more interested in taste and smell then sight
[ ] you love dragons not quite sure
[ ] you lov3 to sp34k 1n l33t h3h3h3
[ ] you love plushies >:3
[x] you love to role play
[x] you are a sociopath
[x] you are almost always grinning U JUST DONT KNOW IT
[x] you take interest in law and justice (actually a fan of detective stories and 1NV3ST1G4T1ONS! XD) JUSTICE!1111111
[ ] you like to draw
[x] you can be really flirty sometimes

total: 6
Kanaya Maryam (♍ )[ ] Virgo is your zodiac sign
[ ] your fav color is jade
[ ] you love fashion
[ ] you love LIVELY COLORFUL PATTERNS.
[ ] you love to sew
[x] you love literature
[x] you have no problem getting into fights
[x] chainsaws are awesome
[ ] you like make up
[x] you are a pretty creative person when it comes down to it
[x] you like the taste of blood
[x] getting revenge is always high on your list
total: 6
Aradia Megido (♈ )[ ] Aries is your zodiac sign
[ ] Maroon is your fav color
[ ] you inadvertently make frog noises
[ ] 0_0 is your fav emote
[ ] you like ARCHEOLOGY
[ ] you like to destroy things out of boredom
[ ] you can hear voices that no one else can hear
[x] you used to role play
[ ] you are obsessed with temporal inevitability
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[ ] you're sometimes spooky in appearance
[х] you love talking about depressing things
total: 1
Equius Zahhak (♐ )[ ] Sagittarius is you zodiac sign
[ ] your fav color is royal blue
[ ] you have a widow's peak
[ ] you sweat a lot
[x] you love being strong
[х] you SUCK AT ARCHERY BITCH
[x] You have a great appreciation for THE FINE ARTS.
[x] Practically everything MAKES YOU FURIOUS 'SPECIALLY THIS MEME
[x] You have so much rage, it can only be expressed through STAGGERING QUANTITIES OF PHYSICAL VIOLENCE.
[ ] you like to build things
[x] you have some pretty strange fetishes
[ ] you love playing high stakes games
total: 6
Nepeta Leijon (♌ )[ ] Leo is you zodiac sign
[ ] your fav color is green
[ ] you love cats
[x] :3 is your fav emote :3
[ ] you are into furrys
[ ] you love to draw
[ ] you have a heightened sense of smell
[ ] you are freaking obsessed with friendly role-playing
[ ] you have a naive view of everything
[x] you love "OTP" (one true paring) eem plenty
[x] you are just too cute :3 [x2 ]
[x] and very playful

total: 4
Sollux Captor (♊ )[ ] Gemini is your zodiac sign
[ ] your fav color is yellow
[ ] you speak with a bit of a lisp
[ ] you are totally sick hacker
[ ] you have bi polar mood swings
[х] you are pretty introverted
[x] you beat yourself up over little things
[ ] you like to keep everything mismatched such as your clothing
[х] you think you are not good enough okay [x2 ]
[ ] you rather be technical then use brute force
[ ] you think you have voices in your head, but it really is just your paranoia
[ ] your best friend is a dick Grayson

total: 3
Feferi Peixes (♓ )[ ] Pisces is your zodiac sign
[ ] your fav color is magenta
[ ] you love wearing colorful clothing
[ ] you love to swim
[ ] you get really excited easily
[ ] you are very very perky and energetic
[ ] you are optimistic and fearless
[x] you are stronger then you look
[ ] you love looking after animals
[ ] you are very modest
[ ] you have a pretty good tolerance when it comes to annoying things
[x] you have a slightly rude and insulting side (but you hide it well)
total: 2
Eridan Ampora (♒ )[ ] Aquarius is your zodiac sign
[x] your fav color is purple
[x] you dress flamboyantly
[ ] you have an affection for tales of historical leaders, conquerors, and military history.
[x] you have a massive ego

[x] you love magic and wizards
[x] you have a genocide complex
[ ] you swear like a sailor
[ ] you try to make friends with everybody regardless of their opinion of you
[x] you get jealous a lot
[ ] you are romantically lost (FOREVVER ALONE)(sob)
[x] you are kind of a tool
total: 7
Gamzee Makara (♑ )[ ] Capricorn is your zodiac sign
[ ] your fav color is indigo
[ ] you like clowns
[x] you like sweet things
[ ] you like to bake
[ ] you are pretty laid back
[x] you don't like knowing the technology or science behind things
[x] you are impulsive and/or unpredictable
[ ] you are silly and eccentric
[ ] you like insane clown posse (Gamzee hates it, but I suppose since we're humans...)
[ ] you cuss a lot
[ ] you are a stoner
total: 3




ПОЧЕМУ Я КАРКАТ?777
НУ ПОЧЕМУУ
@темы: BROOD BROOD, Я чувствую свое дно. Дно., cry all the time and do my hair and I cry some more, крах плагина
ASDFGHJKL;
НЕ НАЗЫВАЙ МЕНЯ ТАК
ОН ВООБЩЕ МЕНЯ БЕСИТ Я НЕ ЗНАЮ ПОЧЕМУ НО ИМЕННО ОН ПОСЛЕ ВРИСКИ
у меня сейчас будет истерон
У меня от тебя бугурт
Тебе показалось.
В любом случае ничего из этого не приблежает меня к мерзкому раку, но дабы избежать дальнейшего троллинга я ОЧЕНЬ ХИТРО отвлеку твое внимание
Гребаные козероги и их клаксоны.
ЗАЧЕМ ВЫ МУЧАЕТЕ МЕНЯ?
Я ЖЕ РАНИМЫЙ!
Пойду съем котлетку.
кушай-куушай, тортик
ЛАДНО, У МЕНЯ ХРУПКАЯ ДУШЕВНАЯ АРХИТЕКТУРА, ОК?
Я уже, вторая котлета была лишней и с привкусом салфетки но мое нутро поглотило ее.
Это было глупо с моей стороны, больше я не попадусь.
Прощай жестокий мир, здравствуй сладкая постелька.
Нет, еще лучше. Я принес тебе это:
И еще
Тебе обязательно придется по вкусу
Я старалсяю на всякий случай добавил туда плазмы и замаскировал криптонитом, в надежде, что это тебя сгубит.
Но это погубило лишь мою надежду.
Правда? О, я так рад тому, что ты оценил мои кулинарные способности.
Знаешь, на самом деле я редко слышу приятные отзывы, обычно никто даже не вспомнит, что надо сказать спасибо.
Но ты другой, ты всегда замечал те вещи, что другим не дано было увидеть, иногда мне кажется, что ты единственный кто меня понимает, это, с одной стороны, очень печально, но с другой и радостно. Как-то мне даже сказали, что я ужасно готов...
ПОДОЖДИТЕ-КА, ЧТО ЗА ХЕРЬ Я НЕСУ?
HONK HONK!
ЧТО. ТЫ. ДЕЛАЕШЬ. ПРЕКРАТИ.
ВОТ, ВОЗЬМИ МОИ ВЕЩИ ТОЛЬКО ПРЕКРАТИ.
ТЕБЕ МАЛО?
ХОРОШО, Я БЕРЕГ ЭТО НА ОСОБЫЙ СЛУЧАЙ.
ВЫ ПОДРУЖИТЕСЬ
кстати,одежку твою я тоже забираю
Нет, тебе придется выбрать - либо вещи, либо твой новый друг умрет
А ЗАЧЕМ ТЕБЕ МОЕ БАРАХЛО?
ОСТАВЬ ХОТЬ ТРУСИШКИ!
Твои с клоунами куда больше подходят, но если это все, то я готов и своими трусами пожертвовать ради морального спокойствия.
В любом случае, надеюсь мою участие этим и ограничится.